datpastaasylum:

dinoduckqueen:

hawkules:

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

fuck

FUCK

FUCK

I WANT

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

If you receive this tell ten interesting facts about yourself then pass on to your 15 favorite followers

Oh awesome~ so this is probably super late since I haven’t been on tumblr in a long time but… Here goes:
1. I have a girlfriend and she is adorbs
2. I am in an ap psychology class and I adore it
3. I am hopefully on my way to being fluent in French
4. I adore polish history
5, I want to be a writer some day
6. I love to rp, seriously if anyone wants to just message me
7. I have spent so much time on homework since school started I pretty much forgot what I used to do when I don’t have homework
8. I really want a hug right now
9. I’m not very good at drawing but I like it
10. Everything I love to do is frustrating because I wish I was better at it.

“Don’t judge a book by its cover? NO! People judge books by their cover! They fucking do it. They MUST judge books by covers!!! I am a designer! That’s what we do! TO MAKE PEOPLE JUDGE AND INTERESTED BY THE COVER!”

-- my cousin, art student (via toroheicho)

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

the-listening:

metalhearted:

today is the oldest you’ve ever been
and the youngest you’ll ever be again

let that sink in

image

me: *sees dog*
me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*

teamfreekickass:

ravenclaw-zorua:

teamfreekickass:

teamfreekickass:

IM ACTUALLY CONCERNED ABOUT MY EYE COLOR I SWEAR THEY CHANGE EVERY MONTH

. FUCK 

your eyes just kinda match your hair in every picture regardless of the lighting is there witchcraft in your blood

DONT TELL THEM

cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.