“Don’t judge a book by its cover? NO! People judge books by their cover! They fucking do it. They MUST judge books by covers!!! I am a designer! That’s what we do! TO MAKE PEOPLE JUDGE AND INTERESTED BY THE COVER!”

-- my cousin, art student (via toroheicho)

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

the-listening:

metalhearted:

today is the oldest you’ve ever been
and the youngest you’ll ever be again

let that sink in

image

me: *sees dog*
me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*

teamfreekickass:

ravenclaw-zorua:

teamfreekickass:

teamfreekickass:

IM ACTUALLY CONCERNED ABOUT MY EYE COLOR I SWEAR THEY CHANGE EVERY MONTH

. FUCK 

your eyes just kinda match your hair in every picture regardless of the lighting is there witchcraft in your blood

DONT TELL THEM

cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

evil-bones-mccoy:

madqueenalanna:

arsenicinshell:

 myoppa-creation

evil-bones-mccoy Midsummer??

HELL YES, I WANT PUCK IN NUMBER THREE PLEASE.

basilhallwards:

"i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

sparklesmccheesy:

ittygittydiddynator:

iheichouguys:

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

Important and vital